john cena

nothing is there

i ain’t cena thing 🙄 get it like john cena

by bigbootybiych July 1, 2021

John

a person with a big dick

A john with a big dick!
John but BUILT different 😩

by jjayyyislagging July 10, 2021

Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.

How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?

by Green Seagull July 10, 2021

Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.

Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets

by milpool July 11, 2021

john

random normal guy that works at some company you have no idea exists

guy 1: *working*
john: *walks up* my shift is done
guy 1: ok?

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

John Deans

A Sixth Form College; that is also safe haven for the academically average, dim witted wankers

Sound of Mind Person: oh so you go to john deans?

Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...

Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook

by Dr Pepper Gonna Kill Them All September 27, 2013

John Cunniffe

Spliff. i.e. a joint, blunt etc.

Woah! That's a good john cunniffe!

by micktherigger April 12, 2012