Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
Get the Simp Mathmug. When a man named Tristan compliments the simp queen moony and denies that he is a simp and is just a gentlemen they give gifts and constant love hearts to moony and always compliment them
by Totally not ocha September 30, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Somebody who will FALL head over fucking heels over anyone fictional or not real. A person who obsesses over something al lot for something.
by Kurtis Conner November 6, 2022
Get the Simpmug. by Quake2108 December 3, 2020
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Get the SIMPmug. by demos_ January 25, 2022
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