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Simon du e namm simp
by sykebil June 3, 2020
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Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
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Simp

When a man named Tristan compliments the simp queen moony and denies that he is a simp and is just a gentlemen they give gifts and constant love hearts to moony and always compliment them
Tristan: Oh moony is so kind and amazing and beautiful *heart emoji*
Everyone: SIMP
by Totally not ocha September 30, 2020
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Simp

Somebody who will FALL head over fucking heels over anyone fictional or not real. A person who obsesses over something al lot for something.
Person 1: OMMGGGGGG JAMES IS SOOO HOT I WANNA LOOOOVE HIM SO MUCH
Person 2: You’re a simp.
by Kurtis Conner November 6, 2022
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Simp

Someone who “dogs the boystherefore placing hoes before said bros
Oh man he’s gonna start losing friends because of how much of a simp he is”
by Quake2108 December 3, 2020
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SIMP

A guy desperate for pussy n will do anything to get it
“did u hear how avery chasing after thots he a simp
by SIMPNATION. February 4, 2020
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simp

When Tony puts the hoes before the bros.
Tony is a simp because it puts girls first
by demos_ January 25, 2022
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