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colorado nose job

when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.
Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.
by word girl to the rescue January 23, 2022
mugGet the colorado nose jobmug.

Retarded Rim Job

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.
Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.
by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 28, 2020
mugGet the Retarded Rim Jobmug.

Good job

The 2 most harmful words in the english language
Person 1: look how good i am at drumming
Person 2: good job
by Lildhansen February 11, 2018
mugGet the Good jobmug.

inside job

The "fourth base" form of getting a guy's rocks off --- i.e., da gal's letting him "go all the way" and thrust "inside" of her as opposed to just giving him a handjob or blowjob.
Unless da lady is on birth-control or is otherwise "bodily prepared" so dat she will not likely ovulate, she should insist dat da guy wear a condom before she gives him an inside job, since the purpose of a "job" is merely to get him off, not to perform a "love-injection".
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
mugGet the inside jobmug.

Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.
Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025
mugGet the Emergency Paint Jobmug.

Jones Job

To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,
oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone
by king dream November 25, 2013
mugGet the Jones Jobmug.

Tasmanian Blow Job

When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina
That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours
by Mr. beast boiiiiiiii November 25, 2018
mugGet the Tasmanian Blow Jobmug.

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