A very well aged cheese formed in vaginal region of a skanky Bitch that's not been in use for some time e.g "wow that smells pretty Vintage today, I'd hate to eat that smelly cottage cheese ridden Minge".
My pussy feels quite creamy today, not at the Vintage cheese stage yet but im saving it for Brandon to clean out as he likes putting on his crackers with some white wine to go along with it, he likes the delicate tastes :3
by Brandon's a cunt June 28, 2014
Get the vintage cheese mug.monkeys possesing the qualities of cheese. they r thuper thexiee and eat cheese all the time. did i say they were thexiee beast! u should be carefull becuase they are ill tempered! watch out for the california swizz monkie he is venimous and the aged cheddar monkey is deadly to all rtardzz.
"so i walkind down the street and got attacked by a californian swizz monkey , and it was followed by many cheese monkeys."
by Ashley@cmc corp inc December 16, 2007
Get the cheese monkeys mug.1.When a man cums in another mans ass, and then it drys and is crusty, later the man who came in said ass licks the dried cum out
2.Someone who is or has the qualitys of a bum cheeser.
2.Someone who is or has the qualitys of a bum cheeser.
by bumman August 23, 2006
Get the bum cheese 69 mug.1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.
2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.
2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006
Get the cottage cheese diet mug.originally referring to the welfare line where free cheese was passed out. Also refers to any type of government dole or handout i.e. unemployment, government housing, food stamps.
He was laid-off from work, so now he needs to stand in the free cheese line so he can pay his bills.
by Utterly Organic October 12, 2010
Get the Free Cheese Line mug.by horny bastard April 1, 2005
Get the creme cheese bagel mug.When a woman asks you to spray cheese-whiz in her snatch and use crackers to scoop it out and eat it.
by hkgasd October 7, 2007
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