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2 tonne machine

The 2 tonne machine is a beast of a machine which can hold 10 big macs in each leg.
The rumble of the 2 tonne machines coming makes people cry and run in fear of being crushed by big boy ben.
by Ben Booth October 13, 2017
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number √3/2

Going to the toilet and instead of shitting, an apple come out ya butt
by Ojdidit94 October 19, 2017
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Half-Life 2 Campaign

Often shorted by "HL2C" used by people, its actual form is "Half-Life 2 Campaign"
Hey, do you wanna play some Half-Life 2 Campaign together?
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Level 2 Orgasm

The Level 2 Orgasm, also known as the 'Tier 2 Orgasm,' is the holy grail of male masturbation.

In essence, it is an orgasm on top of an orgasm.

"I was masturbating to kinky scene of a TV show in my bedroom when I was a teen when climaxed. As I did, I felt a strange sensation on top the pleasure of orgasm; I felt a sort of 'itch', that I was used to feeling during masturbation, and that usually ended upon climax. On this occasion, that 'itch,' however, did not abate, but instead intensified. I kept stroking, as fast and hard as I could, and within moments, I was orgasming again, despite the fact that my original orgasm had not ceased. This second orgasm was even more intense, and it was as if it was an orgasm on top of an orgasm. I couldn't believe it - it was the best orgasm I have ever had."

Always remember this one thing: If and when you have a 'Level 2,' you will know. There is no point in fooling oneself into thinking anything less than what I have described constitutes a 'Level 2.'
It's been about 10 years now, and Although I have tried, I have never since achieved a Level 2 Orgasm again. I've tried everything - every different sensitive part of my genitals, every stroke, every speed, but nothing has worked. I often find myself wondering if I'll ever experience a 'Level 2' again... In recent years, I have even felt myself come close, but alas, I always fall short of having a second, 'cumulative' orgasm on top of the first. At times I even find myself trying to convince myself a close attempt may even have been a less powerful 'Level 2'; but truthfully, I know in my heart this is not the case.
by Jensik April 14, 2017
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2 slice toaster

a toaster that toasts 2 pieces of bread at one time. Did you really have to look this up though?
I put the bread in the 2 slice toaster
by MarthaDonut April 18, 2017
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2+2=4-1

The great big shaq once told the biggest mathematical theorem which was 2+2+4-1 which was hardest question
are you able to solve this "2+2=4-1"
yea i can
OH MY GOD ARE YOU BIG SHAQ
yes i'm
by not big shaq November 2, 2017
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Rule 2

I can't really think of any way to use Rule 2 in a sentence, I'm sorry.
by totally not foraict November 3, 2017
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