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Moose Juice

When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..
Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.

Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.

Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.

Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.

Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper

Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.

Dude 1: Fuck you bro
by BrownKernalTip October 23, 2023
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Juicing

He says he's natty, but he's definitely juicing.
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mud juice

Mud juice is cough syrup and sprite mixed together another word for it is lean
“What you sipping on?”, “I’m sipping on that mud juice
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urethral juices

The fatal fluid fictitiously figured to flow from fine phallus.
"Yo Grandma I forgot to pull out, want me to suck out the urethral juices so you don't get preggers?"
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jubungolo juice

A mixture of ass juice and vape juice smoked out of a vape
What do you know about jubungolo juice try some
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Juice

A coded way that antisemitic trolls on the internet write “Jews” to avoid censors while spreading lies and hate speech
A troll: “the juice control the media
by Internet watcher November 7, 2023
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goon juice

my goon bud got goon juice all over my face during the goon sesh
by goonercheeks58 November 15, 2023
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