job

job is the hottest most coolest and funniest man you know

omg he is so hot. it must be job

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Job

the thing we all fear and eventually have to have due to society. this thing usually has you do the most boring shit in existence for 8 hours straight and rewarding you with a few dollars. there is a reason why the unemployment rate is going up

Mark: hey Alvin, have you seen Ben lately?
Alvin: no. dude hasn't responded to my texts in a few days,
Mark: he is probably at his Job.

by appleapple_1 June 19, 2025

blim job

In the game of beer pong when you shoot and it seems like its going in but it bounces off the rim of the cup, making you miss. By not making it you are being blue balled while simultaneously giving the cup a rim job (not to be confused with butt hole licking).

Blue ball + Rim job = Blim Job

Person 1: Aw man i just rim jobbed that cup! I should of made that!
Person 2:Dude thats the second time this game that you've been Blim Jobbed

by jacob lattaballz December 22, 2010

good job

when used by a female, they probably mean "lol you suck" or "ew no"

"Look look, I found a turtle!"
"Good job"

by cockatiel89 December 4, 2018

Rhyl-Job

When your fart box is getting tongue punched while listening to the sweet tunes of finnlay k such as cherry or remedy. A portmanteau of the Welsh town of Rhyl and Rim-Job

She had the tongue of a welsh dragon when she dived down for that rhyl-job last night. You could hear my moans from Llanelli to Bangor

by Couple of bhunas July 7, 2025

OF Job

When you pay two different only fans creator to make sucking and moaning noises on a video, then you get two phones and play one video on each phone at the same time, then you jerk your cock with both phones on each sides of your shaft

“He tried to hide the fact he gets OF jobs, but it’s obvious he does”

by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024

Blow Job

The act of blowing up a cock. Yes it is possible. It may cause a bladder or kidney infection, or possibly a urine track infection. Symptoms are pain in the side of the lower back on the right side. Pain when urinating or even blood in the urine.

"The prostitute charges $500 for the Blow Job."

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 10, 2022