fuck bumps

tits, jugs, breasts, hooters, melons, fun bags, ta tas, knockers, titties, boobs, tig ol bitties, mammaries, honkers, teats, milk wagons, chesticles

Barry: "I still can't believe you fingerbanged that tard."

Scott: "That wasn't me. It was my brother. She did have a nice set of fuck bumps on her, so I can't say that I blame him.

Barry: "You've been denying that since Moses was wearing short pants."

by cunthooks April 24, 2011

yuck-fuck

engaging in intercourse with a disgusting, mutilated, or otherwise leprous member of the opposite (or same) sex.

Man, did you see that fat, ugly bitch with one eye and the pegleg? Yeah, I yuck-fucked her.

by Spy December 15, 2003

Piece of Fuck

An insult far greater than any insult, almost like PoS (Piece of shit)

Used rarely.

What the shit are you?

*waiting*

Oh yes, I remember! YOU ARE AN ACTUAL FUCKING PIECE OF FUCK. So shut the shit up and listen, asswhipe!

by John Doe to the second power June 28, 2014

Schrödinger's Fuck

Suspecting one's friend's virgininty is in question but not wanting to know the details so assuming said virginity is in a state of simultaneous existence and non-existence due to uncertainty. Undone by a TMI disclosure. Progeny is also a reliable indicator to disprove any exisiting condition of Schrödinger's Fuck

miranda was in a state of schrödinger's fuck until max undid it by telling me he was buying condoms

by mastercreeper101 December 1, 2010

fucked the duck

Melanie's term for fucking up to an incredible extent.

" Dude, you really fucked the duck on that one "

by lostboysisanamericanclassic May 24, 2009

shitting fuck

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.

(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!

by eeyun June 16, 2008

Fuck Pot

Fuck pot: An individual who is as big an asshole as s/he is an idiot. They cannot be trusted with even the simplest of tasks, as their inferior brain's cannot process the requirement to actually think. It is a bad idea to give them any form of responsibility, as it is a certainty that they will fuck it up. Do not let them drive, be in charge of any major organisations or lend them anything. Letting them out in public is up to your discretion, but we highly advise against it.

Person A: "Hey, could you lend me that ********** CD?"
Person B: "No. You are a fuck pot. I'll never get it back"
Person A: *drool* "Butterfly!"
Person B: *face-palm*

by Starkid Tamie March 4, 2011