beating off the dog

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"

Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)

by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005

crimp one off

To take a sh*t and whilst it is midway through the batti, the 'crappee' sqeezes the ass muscle to cut it in half and leave the bathroom early.

"OMG! I'm late for my interview!!! Better crimp one off!"

by McCowboy July 20, 2006

Cap off the Rip

v. (slang) - to receive oral sex immediately before any conversation or dialogue may be spoken between partners

Layman's terms - Getting head from the start, no words, no questions asked. Just mouth to rod.

Jay: Aye kinfolk real tee, last night...man I got that fire ass head.. as soon as Jen walked in thru the do' she capped me off the rip.

R.J. :......MOUF!

As I said. No questions. No words. Just cap off the rip.

by GettinMoufed February 16, 2010

Jerk-off Fasting

Also referred to as "Jerk-off Diet", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.

Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off fasting!"

Brian: "Good idea!"

by Black Foot July 9, 2010

jump off

To Get fucked over by a girl completely because she was gettin pissed at one guy so jumnped to someone else to fuck with their mind

Yo that bitch just used kyle as a jump off and hes pissed

by sloppy mcslop September 4, 2008

Shuffle off to Buffalo

To go home, leave the party.

Q: Are you going to Shuffle off to Buffalo?
A: Yeah, I'm tired.

by Thrope December 2, 2010

youre cut off

This is like saying fuck you to someone, or like telling them that you dont fuck with them anymore (you dont associate with them).

This phrase is best said when somebody is trying to explain themselves to you for doing something foul, but you literally cut them off in the middle of it by saying this.

You went and got her a big elephant even though I WAS THE ONE who found out she loves elephants and I was gonna buy her a small one for her birthday?? Thats foul, man... YOURE CUT OFF!!!

by TheBx41 September 17, 2012