Blue Shy Guy Energy is the desperate need to not be noticed. Named for the definitive act of not only choosing to play as Shy Guy in Mario Kart, but also play as the blue version, the least noteworthy version.
Someone with Blue Shy Guy Energy fears individuality and thrives in a Kafkaesque world.
Someone with Blue Shy Guy Energy fears individuality and thrives in a Kafkaesque world.
by The Big Spicy August 19, 2021
The financial cost a celebrity has to pay their accuser in order to convince them to not proceed with a criminal or civil complaint. A reference to R&B singer R. Kelly's many rumored financial settlements with under aged sexual abuse victims and the Kelley Blue Book, which reports current automotive market values.
"How much do you think it's gonna cost Darren Sharper to stay out of prison with all of these charges being thrown at him?"
"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"
"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"
by Tyger Lily March 21, 2014
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by Niggerlover79 November 09, 2020
A wonderful book that will make you cry. But dont read it around your slightly homophobic and very republican dad. He will ask what its about and you will be lest stuttering trying to figure out which part of the book he would approve of. None. He hates it all.
Me: I am reading a book called red white and royal blue
My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...
My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now
My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...
My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now
by im gay and bored September 10, 2021
by iamamanufan January 11, 2011