Tit mask

When a guy lays down and has a woman flop
Her tits on his face
Sarah….i wanna lay down and have you tit mask me
by Spikeraider April 21, 2024
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Its the tits

Ted: How's it like being Gay?
Student: yeah, its great man its the tits!
by Gassypotato January 26, 2024
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stiff tit

When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.
I was feeling horny when I was playing football so I decided to stiff tit Jess.
by FrankTheLank November 15, 2017
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Rips Tits

When something is beyond awesome, it rips tits. Ripping tits of course means flashing boobs, which is done to show appreciation for a band, it is the sign of a great party, and it is the best way to show thanks and love. So when something is sooo good that it is beyond normal description, it RIPS TITS!
Dondo: Hey, did you hear that new Jesse Welles song?!

Margo: OMFG YES! That song RIPS TITS! It is so good right now.
by BettyYellowSplash February 19, 2025
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hairy tit

a hard hairy boobie that you suck on
by chicken 5 January 21, 2020
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Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023
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