bug bite tits

bug bite tits are boobs that are so small they look like bug bites

bug bites are usually a cups

person a: I hate my double D's i wish i had bug bites since they're so small and bug bites are usually A cups

person b: you can have mine

bug bite tits are boobs that are so small they look like bug bites

bug bites are usually a cups

by miobaeduH February 10, 2021

balloon tits

the sound drums make after a joke.

"Why did the ducky get arrested?" "He got caught selling quack!" balloon tits

by i just pissed my apants December 4, 2025

Tits

tits is a tits defined from tits

tits is tits tits is tits

by ore wa oppai May 9, 2021

Tits and tots

A crude form of saying “women and children”.

Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.

The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”

by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022

tit flip

the act of putting your hand under some fat dudes man tits and flipping them

mikchel jorkan: *tit flips fat dude*

fat dude: *falls on you*

by sillycat13 May 3, 2023

short tits

The most beautiful girl at an ambulance company.

Man shes a real short tits.

by Gary hardcocks October 25, 2019

tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

by S0lari0us June 9, 2023