John

a beautiful dude from unordinary, created by uru-chan. truly hotly amazing. and no im not an otaku

Arlo - "John you shit"
John - "oh look at this dumb fuck lmfao"

by john Chloe richelle eli oneli January 26, 2022

John Corness Corntoes IV

A historical figure on Cornearth and the Cornverse in which he was banished to Potato Potat Tater V for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton and refusing to consume the corn in which Cornell Cornelius Cornbob has provided for him.

Yo, did you hear the infamous story of John Corness Corntoes IV?

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

John

A spasticated rat.

I see a John over there.

by TheKing19981998 October 19, 2020

John eleven

Standard 4

“Ah huh, I’d stab it” that’s a John eleven

by Towls1 July 11, 2024

William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.

Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.

by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021

Johning

One who partakes in dumbass actions.

“This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf”

by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018

John Macy

Street Term for someone who files false police reports

"The Only thing worse then a snitch

is a John Macy."
- The Masta Chief

by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020