Sorry, I party

the all-encompassing explanation, excuse and motivation for every action of the dedicated roisterer.

When the seasoned dionysian reveler tripped on the puddle of K-Y jelly, he was heard to gurgle, "sorry, i party, safety 3rd!"

by O.B.G.Y.glen June 5, 2009

Metaphorical Party Pants

The place where the party is. Always. Kinda like giant clown pants that you have to hold out in front and scoop people up in. Teachers, Dog Ramblers, Fools, all are welcome in the party pants.

Dude 1:Dude! I just nabbed Mr.Gilette in my Metaphorical Party Pants!
Dude 2:*Scoop* Yeah! Just got three hot chicks and a rambler in mine!
Dude 1: Damn it.

by Rainbow Guy December 17, 2008

code red party

When a group of guys or girls (Not both at the same time) go all the way with each other in a dark room with red lighting. There is usually leather outfits involved with the sexual play.

Hey Micheal, bring the red satan light light for the code red party.

by Jsnsbsns August 26, 2019

ass party varsity

A porn video consisting of fat band geeks fucking in a circle

The clarinets got together and watched Ass Party Varsity last night.

also: Junior Ass Party Varsity

by Monsignore O'Brien October 3, 2013

massachusetts anal party

When you bring your friend Zack to a family party and your grandmother proceeds to persuade Zack to come into her cottage for some "Cake" also known as her ass. Once Zack and your grandmother go into the cottage you follow a minute or so later to find that Zack and 8 other women (All 70 years old +) are having anal sex.

I went to a wild Massachusetts anal party last night

by Twiixx June 23, 2017

Australian slumber party

Function: noun
Etymology: early Latin slumbêe. In slumber. Affiliations with the country, Australia, and the numerous uses of vegemite.

Definition:

1:the act in witch vegemite is applied while in the activity of sexual intercourse.

Wow, can you believe the mate used 5 jars of vegemite for her Australian slumber party?

Yea, I heard it was pretty sticky...... I mean the vegemite, of course.

by Rontheman144 September 18, 2011

Herpes Transmission Party

Also known as HTP. When you bring a bunch of gay boys (usually newly out of the closet) together to spend the weekend with each other, what inevitably ensues is that everyone hooks up with each other over the course of the weekend, ensuring that if anyone suffers from Herpes, they'll be transmitting it to everyone else in the group who engaged in hooking up.

Guy 1: Hey, why don't you come over this weekend? John, Mike, Hunter and Lance will be there. You know, we'll be "hanging out."

Guy 2: Thanks for the Herpes Transmission Party invitation, but I'd like to remain disease free for now...besides, I'm not into all those guys.

by shayaknyc August 16, 2012