one man waltz

It is simply the act of masturbating.

Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz.

by 'The' Ace February 1, 2005

one man bukake

An act of masturbation where the semen is landed on one's own face.

Gee, I gave my boyfriend a hand-job last nite, and his semen is squirted to his own face and he licked 'em off. It's like watching one man bukake!

by Wild Card April 22, 2006

The Uber-Sexy One

A name for boys who think they are incredibly hot. See Justin Jones.

Cocky guys think that they are the The Uber-Sexy One.

by campgirlie April 22, 2005

keepin' it one hunad

The new form of "keeping it real." The "one hunad" is short for "one-hundred percent." Pronounced (hun-nud).

Guy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Guy 2: Nothin much man. You know, just been keepin' it one hunad.

by toddglass'_auful_prankshow March 17, 2010

one-fingered banjo

The fingering of somebody's asshole with just one finger.

This weekend, I'm going to play the one-fingered banjo.

by drewsephh January 23, 2010

one tricky blonde

-a girl with blonde hair who defies all stereotypes and conventional expectations by being brilliantly intelligent, witty, and having a wicked sense of humor.

-the antithesis of the dumb blonde, also known as a smart blonde

-a girl with blonde hair who loves to play practical jokes on her friends. A jokester, a prankster.

"Dude, I totally thought she was going to be a dumb blonde but she's actually really smart!"
"Yup, she's one tricky blonde!"

Real life examples of one tricky blonde include Hillary Clinton, Meg Whitman, JK Rowling, Gisele Bundchen

by the anonymous blonde trickster November 6, 2010

Mexican One Bedroom

Any large gathering where people are packed in extremely tightly.

A location which has too many people for the available space.

"Hey Eric this subway car is insanly packed, I cant breathe in here"
"I know dude, this is place is a total Mexican one bedroom!"


"Jesus the DMV was so ful it was like a Mexican one bedroom."

by john the heeb April 30, 2009