LeBron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king

LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him

by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024

Sigma James Golding

Dan Freakwood's self proclaimed fuck toy who he uses to carry out his voyeurist fantasies whilst he sits in the corner of the room stroking his shit. Typically found bare blazing it and jerking it on NYE.

Wow have you seen that sigma James Golding? He's being bumfiddles by that Dan Freakwood again

by No1FreakwoodHater June 4, 2024

James

Typically a middle aged bald white guy, likes ranch

Wow that sure is james

by Articmonkeyballz June 9, 2024

james glickenhaus

James Glickenhaus, the mastermind behind Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus, boasts a multifaceted career that converged perfectly with his passion for high-performance cars. He began his journey in the world of entertainment, directing and producing films like "The Exterminator" in the 1980s and 90s. However, his interests shifted, leading him to the world of finance where he currently manages Glickenhaus & Co., a family investment firm. Despite these accomplishments, Glickenhaus' true love has always been cars. This lifelong enthusiasm fueled the creation of SCG, a company that reflects his desire to push boundaries and create innovative, powerful vehicles. By combining his business acumen with his passion for automotive excellence, James Glickenhaus has carved a unique space in the high-performance car world with Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus.

James Glickenhaus, a former filmmaker turned financier, channeled his lifelong passion for cars into founding Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus, a manufacturer known for its innovative and competitive racing vehicles.

by Adr3naline June 12, 2024

James Miller

Possibly one of the coolest and best looking guys alive. Massive penis and huge balls. If you know a James Miller you’re so lucky. If you don’t than your probably an annoying leach he wants nothing to do with.

Wow is that James Miller? I have a boner now he looks so good.

by Dom Difi June 23, 2024

James Robinson

A great energetic prankster who has a good sense of humour and causes too much drama

He is a propper James Robinson isnt he?

by Handle1234567890987654321 June 26, 2024

James Ruse

A warehouse for robots that are trained to only be lawyers or doctors. People send their robots here to become successful, but the truth is that James Ruse does no training or teaching. The robots go to tutoring centres in order to keep up with all the robots, and the warehouse just takes the robots and their fame.

"I sent my robot to James Ruse."
"Oh, I must be so smart."
"Yes, but I spend 1k a week on tutoring."

by 230feighklo_boi July 3, 2024