hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"

Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT

by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018

offer a hand

To give someone pleasure, and get something you want in return.

I will offer a hand if you buy me diamonds?.

by JailBait33 May 16, 2018

hell off right hand

WHEN you play a good soccer and throw good with right hand

My friend has hell off right hand!

by melanieeeee May 17, 2018

3rd hand smoke

It’s where you smoke out of your asshole

I can do 3rd hand smoke

by Yoyogurl May 18, 2018

Fat Hands

A big stinky band from Pennsylvania. They rub their big cheesy hands all over instruments, and spread a message of love and protected sex to young, likeminded individuals.

Fat Hands is going to fuck this shit up.

by SapBoy May 19, 2018

National Hold Hands Day

April 16,Any time you want to hold hands with someone you can and get away with it!

Carl:Damn I held Becky’s hand today and she let me!
David:Yah it’s because it’s National Hold Hands Day!

by Koolkitter May 26, 2018

hand-warmers

Sometimes used to describe the female chest.

Yo girl! Nice hand-warmers you got there!

by viruswithshoes April 18, 2018