Dick Nomad

When you travel to great lengths to find the best dick.

Tay: hey where did Sara go?
Joe: Shes on another Dick Nomad Trip
Tay: Always looking for that Magical Dick that girl

by Kittykat81 March 25, 2021

Lightbulb dick

A gurthy almost glowing like massive cock

“Johny sins has a lightbulb dick”

by Verysloppywaffle April 13, 2021

dick sniffler

A friend who is either male or female trying to smell there friends penis to smell there friends girlfriends vagina on it.

Stop it leave me alone richard!! I've already taken a shower you dick sniffler

by Hooverdog69 April 28, 2021

Hospital Dick

When a man is in the hospital and for no apparent reason his dick decides to become the smallest it’s ever been before.resembling some sort of baby dick or a huge clitorus.

My dick used to be someone what impressive intelligence yesterday day when I went into the hospital.now all I have is a useless hospital dick.fml

by Dz's Nutz May 18, 2021

Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.

Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.

by Brian LS August 4, 2023

Sweating Dick

Sweating Dick means extremely hot

Damn it's 117°F degrees outside, I'm sweating Dick

by Hoodlum E August 6, 2023

Marvens dick

A person with a very big dick. If you want a bf with a big dick date Marvens .

Has a very huge dick dat can’t fit inside of u.
Marvens dick is big

by Hehshezhdux November 28, 2021