Squirrel. In. My. Penis
it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
by ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮├┬┴┬┴ May 3, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. Someone who gets weak in the knees at the ideal of another person; fantasizes about the relationship, perhaps hopes for more, but ultimately does not act upon their affections unless granted express permission.
John is such a simp, he'll hold onto any word she says to him and keep it in his pocket like a reminder.
by QuasiRom June 19, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Simp has two meanings. 1 Super Intense Minecraft Player or give soo much money to an e-girl (Or to a girl). And does whatever she tells you to. Doesn't like your hobby? You change it. You pee to much? You stop peeing! Spend to much time on tinder? (Because you fucking hate her) You stop it!
by POGMAN123 April 17, 2021
Get the Simpmug. A person who over values a woman in a foolish and embarrassing manner. The person deemed a “simp” is among society’s least worthy and pathetic individuals.
Friend 1: Yo bro, You know that Tamil guy Javiathan? He’s a simp!
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
by Friending friend February 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug. someone (usually a guy) who stays doing the most for a female who doesn't even want him. he tries too hard to impress her whether its unnecessarily blowing his money on her, or "waiting" for her to get out of a relationship, etc. a simp will not even comprehend that he is one because he has put so much value on this female and is desperate to see his efforts pay off. a simp would get rejected and keep trying because maybe she'll change her mind
"This guy I dont even know commented on my post 50 times asking for a chance and posted some video slideshow of my photos"
"What a simp"
"What a simp"
by guy_fieri March 7, 2020
Get the simpmug. by SirButterNugs March 2, 2021
Get the Simpmug.