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Help me god

Used by people that have some 'issues'. Can be used by anyone.
Bob: What you watchen?

Tom: 'help me god' Nothing, just uh um.. ANIME......
by Grandma_Gordon_Offical November 9, 2021
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God

The creator of this earth he hates sin but loves us all, he is pure in everything, all he wants is to have a relationship with us he is gentle, kind, sweet, caring, always thinks of others, he is always with us, always wants the best for us and always makes you feel safe, he is the man who sent his only son Jesus to come and die on the cross for our sins as Jesus said in his last words it is finished which means our sins have been washed away no matter how many times we sin we still have an opportunity to repent (turn away from our sins) and we shall be able to enter his kingdom (heaven)

Read the Bible and get to know who God is.
Suggestion:start in the new testament which starts from Matthew
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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God of Sweets

The God of Sweets. Is one who lives off sweets. They have formed there body to accept sweets. They live and crave them. They will die if they don't have enough sweets thought. So they usually have a servant who brings them sweets on a daily baises.
The Boy, Lawliet, Who ate so much sweets. Became the God of Sweets.
by GeekyGal July 9, 2014
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god pack

a TCG pocket myth made up by content creators to encourage their audience to gamble
I just pulled 5 1-stars from my god pack, uninstalling
by SaltedAlcremie July 8, 2025
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God

Christain Extremeist kid: HOW DO U NOT BELIVE IN GOD YO GO TO HELL!!1!
Smart Atheist: What evidence do you have to prove god exists?
Christain Extremeist kid: WHAT EVIDENCE DO U HAVE TO PROVE HE DOESNT EXISTS !!1!
Smart Atheist: What evidence do you have to prove that evolutionism isn't real?
Christain Extremeist kid: ..................
Smart Atheist EXACTLY
by yes_yes_yes_yes_yes May 17, 2022
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Scrape god

A worm that tries to do a a wheelie and falls and scrapes their knees
Mark: yo did u hear? Kyle is a scrape god now
Tyrek:yoooo I knew he was a worm
by Your favorite worm December 11, 2017
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good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.
"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"
by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018
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