sponge monkey

A discriptive word or insult towards a very large women who suffocate men while taking part in sexual intercourse.

"you are a fucking sponge monkey, fat ass"

by vagagaga January 6, 2008

Monkey Man

Hairy Man

Dave Thorburn

by Jenna February 5, 2004

monkey nugget

the vagina of a woman, specifically, that of a fine woman, or nugget; the sexual reproductive organ of the female;

Yo dawg, that girl has and stank-ass monkey nugget.

by Jesse Bryant April 25, 2007

Monkey Wrenching

The act of two males spreading their butt cheeks and trying to make their butt holes touch by backing into each other.

John: What's that sound? It's like someone smacking two Easter hams together...
Seth: Oh, that's just Ben and Mike monkey wrenching in the other room.

by Sambo "RAC" Jackson December 18, 2017

Towel Monkey

Derogatory term for someone who takes too many showers.

Carlos, that is your fifth shower today, you're such a towel monkey.

by Bobsaway November 9, 2010

crunk monkeys

monkeys that sipped too much of that patronee

kyla was so hung over she didnt know she was fucking sum crunk monkeys

by skeet busicuit December 3, 2007

Monkey Strike

A faggy little mod that immature little geeks like to be obsessed with

by connicncnc August 29, 2003