One time editor

Lame-assed punks who sign up to be UD editors only to get their stupid definition published,but,after realizing the backlog of definitions ,they take the chicken shit way out and plead for other editors to publish it rather than putting in some time and helping out with the editing.

Some shit-for-brains one time editor was begging to get his girl friend's name published for an anniversary present. Last of the big spenders.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

One-eyed Goat

Another slang term for penis... Similar to One-eyed zipper snake but as a goat.

Gurl-"Are there any one eyed animals?" Guy-" Yea there are the 'One-eyed Goats' like the one in my pants."

by Brozo The Clown September 26, 2010

One night limp

A one night stand where the male performs either badly or not at all.

"So, how'd that fling go last night?"
-"Meh, he could hardly get it up. It was more of a one night limp than a stand."

by Mantaur January 4, 2010

one night friends

When you go out and make friends but you were too wasted to get numbers or just too wasted and you'll never be friends in real life. "One night friends"

"Oh my god, look at my snap story of all my one night friends!"

by adri_beezy December 6, 2016

One Man Gangbang

When one man starts a gangbang and no one taps him out because he's just that good.

Amanda: Hey look at Billy go

Sarah: Yea, he's a regular one man gangbang

Or

Amanda: hey Sarah how's your ass feeling today?

Sarah: Surprisingly not bad after having Billy, The One Man Gangbang. He's gentle!

by TeamNoSleep420 December 15, 2017

number one dad

An eight piece ska band from Ney York. Songs include "Ballad of the Chairy Tree", "Just Kidding", and infamous covers of "Someday" by The Strokes, and "Superheroes" by The Greenertons. Their fanbase is composed mostly of TEH LADAYS.

Nick the Rick: Dude, I found this new awesome band called Number One Dad

Keenan: Dude, I know, I'm in that band

Nick The Rick: Oh ya, you must get a lot of TEH LADAYS

by kroberts8 September 10, 2008

One Fresh Pizza69

a GAY Urban dictionary user who makes dumb definitions

One Fresh Pizza69 is REALLY GAY

by kyrieirvingforthreeeeeee December 9, 2019