hand biscuit

When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm

While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.

by Handbiscuit February 22, 2023

Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018

Tapatilo Hot Hand

A Klingon sex move where you spear Tapatilo Hot Sauce on your hands before giving your partner a handjob or fingering.

Friend 1: How did your date with the Klingon girl go?

Friend 2: Uhh not THAT well we probably won’t hang out again but we fooled around a bit; at least I got a Tapatilo Hot Hand out of it.

by WordOfTheDay83 April 14, 2023

Hobo hand race

Paying homeless people to jerk off in a race to finish first

Tim paid two homeless dudes Lee and Shawn $20 each to see who could cum first winning the hobo hand race

by Cumguzzler92648 March 1, 2025

Catch Theese Hands

A term or phrase meaning to fight or initiate a fight with someone

Your about to Catch Theese hands if you dont shut the fuck up

by Thenameisjeff124 November 7, 2018

Gecko Hands

When you give your partner a hand job or finger them, and then there’s cum on your hands. You’re in the moment so you don’t have time to wipe them off so you just grab your partner and go to town. The cum then makes your hands stick to your partner.

Due to the Gecko Hands they had to shower and clean up because they were stuck together.

by Sage Patrick July 27, 2019

Hand off

The act of doing something then giving to another person at the last second so they get the credit.

Ex. Setting the hook on a big fish then handing the rod to the person next to you

James lost a big fish when he got the hand off from scott

by <Big D> August 1, 2021