Soak King

A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.

The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).

by Soak King Historian January 12, 2024

Glizzy King

A person that can swallow hotdogs or large sausages with ease and lack of swallowing.

Dalton loves large wieners and can swallow them like a true Glizzy King!

by Drmonsterbrain January 4, 2024

squeeze king

A male who only sleeps with girls who have famously tight vaginas.

Frank, you're a goddamn squeeze king

by Travisty51 October 22, 2017

King muahLonnBEnningfield junior

King MUAHLONNBECRUNSUS 🤴 👑 AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE. KING AND RULER AND INVENTOR and creator OF ALL FLESH AND RELBJALOOD FLESH AND RELBJALUD AND DOUBJraGS MUAHLONNBECRUNMAS MUAHLONNBEXPLOSIONS BEJROOGURS AND GOMIGHTYBJIS GOMIGHTYDJIS Bemmimgfilms BEJROVBOOTY BEJROVBREAST ganbjrasters GANBJrASTaS banging backwards and BEJriPyTS. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. A name for Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. And FeLBJraTiVES fELBJATiVES and FELBJASHE'S.

I am king muahLonnbenningfield junior ruler and inventor and creator of all the word's in this definition. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 10, 2023

king Valderrama

The quiet kid in school, when he gets comfortable with you for being friends he get talkative and says sorry for being talkative and is so cool.

Girl 1:Omg have you seen how nice King Valderrama is?

Girl 2: OMG NO?!?!

by I AM A MAN OF JESUS 999 December 10, 2024

King

A biased ass loser that thinks liverpool will make the top 4.

King told us that Penaldo is good

by King’s bitch May 16, 2021

King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament

James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.

by Knmagor October 13, 2023