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To go to Barnard Castle

To go on a pointless drive.

Specifically against all recommended advice and especially when feeling unwell.
"Despite there being a global pandemic, and all medical advice and governmental regulation (which I helped to write) saying to the contrary, I had to go to Barnard Castle.

This trip needlessly put in danger anybody I may inadvertently have come across due to my families recent exposure to Covid-19. I needlessly took this drive because I recklessly drove the 270miles from London to Durham and had to check whether I was safe to take the pointless 270 mile journey home again."
by DomCummings May 26, 2020
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Going full Lander

When you spill an entire wheel barrow full of concrete on the ground, then your boss/ girlfriend’s father tells you you have no upper body strength, then you blame the concrete truck driver even though he was just doing his job, then you have a full mental breakdown ruining your entire day, then get to go home early from work and take a nap but you’re still as irritable as you were before.
Cole’s going full lander, kid has no upper body strength.
by Cole Lander July 2, 2020
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go fuck yourself

if someone says this to you you fucked up. it an be as a joke but most likely youre a dipshit.
by not simp boy September 30, 2020
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Go on my badson

A person with high achievements and recognition of excellence in the bedroom.
When word got out how that he cracked the uncrackable, the lads chanted "Go on my badson!".
by Johnson_badson October 10, 2020
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Let’s go flaxon

As he played his trombone I yelled “Let’s go Flaxon”
by POOKIE LUV July 15, 2022
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Go Up Baldy

A quote from Jacob Andrews. Said first in a Drawfee stream, making a joke when talking about a bible verse where a child tells an old man to “go up bald head”. It’s meaning is basically a young person making fun of an old boomer.
“Ben have you done your homework yet?”
“Go Up Baldy!”

The other day my kid told me to Go Up Baldy, I think they’ve been watching that drawing show too much.”
by roomfullofvampires July 25, 2022
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Go read book

Internet phrase that originated from rapper Jaydayoungan's sister's Tweet over the inauthenticity of news reporting her brother's death.
AINT NOBODY FUCKING DEAD STOP DICK EATING AND GO READ BOOK
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