Schrödinger's Fuck

Suspecting one's friend's virgininty is in question but not wanting to know the details so assuming said virginity is in a state of simultaneous existence and non-existence due to uncertainty. Undone by a TMI disclosure. Progeny is also a reliable indicator to disprove any exisiting condition of Schrödinger's Fuck

miranda was in a state of schrödinger's fuck until max undid it by telling me he was buying condoms

by mastercreeper101 December 1, 2010

Finnish Fuck

Noun - A cocknocker of Finish descent. Generally a Finish Fuck will utlize the time zone difference between Finland and the U.S. to berate, annoy, or insult his mates whilst drunk at a time of day that they are at work or on the unemployment line.

(phone ringing)

Yen: "Shouldn't you get that?"

Mike: "Nah; it's the Finnish Fuck. If I pick it up it'll just be him pissing in the toilet while holding the phone next to it. It is after 6pm there after all..."

by Admiral Nelly Nelz October 10, 2010

blah fuck it

This phrase is used as a substitute for "ah fuck it", and really is just a creative use of the word "blah".

Specifically, it should be used when something doesn't need to be said and you realize it when you're halfway through explaining it or even in mid-sentence.

It could also be used when you suddenly change your mind about something.

I've got 15 minutes to get to this wedding and I can't find my tie!!
Blah fuck it, I'll go without one.

by quetzaln November 1, 2010

fuck authority

A phrase that is meant to be said when you are having second thoughts about performing an illegal or prohibitted act.

Dude drinking and driving is illegal.
Fuck authority!!

by Bubnasty January 28, 2008

shitting fuck

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.

(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!

by eeyun June 16, 2008

Piece of Fuck

An insult far greater than any insult, almost like PoS (Piece of shit)

Used rarely.

What the shit are you?

*waiting*

Oh yes, I remember! YOU ARE AN ACTUAL FUCKING PIECE OF FUCK. So shut the shit up and listen, asswhipe!

by John Doe to the second power June 28, 2014

boob fucking

When the male takes his penis and places it between the women's boobs. The male then holds his penis and slides it up and down the cleavage.

"dude, boob fucking is like a hand job but better!"

by fuckme101 March 7, 2015