Shit Ass

after returning to mexico and having explosive diarehha on the plane when there's no toilet paper. therefore you cannot get a clean wiping of your ass so the mexican pigs have to lick it off.

i had to waddle like a penguin so i wouldnt spread my shit ass around. good thing we had those pigs.

by should i tell my mom im gay?? December 18, 2009

clown shit

Mc Donald's, from Ronald, plain and simple.

Smells like clown shit in here! (meaning someone is eating or has eaten Mc Donald's, and it smells like it)

by pctv September 16, 2007

g shit

when u mean sumthin from the heart nothin less only gangstas use diss talk if u aint a g dunt use it cuz we dun play dat fuck shit

a my nigga g shit if da nigga try me ima split his shit wide the fuck open

by *407 NIGGA TILL I DIE* August 19, 2006

shit itch

Used to describe anything that is very annoying.

That really makes my Shit Itch!

by Shane November 7, 2003

penguin shit

1) Penguin Feces

When penguins defecate, the resulting substance is penguin shit. Often used when you're super pissed.

Please, help yourself to Shrimp and Penguin shit.

Sally looked like penguin shit with those damn overalls on

Id rather eat penguin shit than touch your rediculous lumpy vagina.

by Jonny jewsalot March 2, 2004

damn shit

a sign of distress or annoyance... can sometimes be used as an exclamation...

Boss: Guess what! You have to work a double shift tomorrow! HAHAHAHA!
Worker: Oh Damn Shit!

or...

Friend A: Look at the booty on that one!
Friend B: I know, man... damn shit!

by Frickin' Jerms March 30, 2007

shitting bricks

shitting bricks is when you are literally shitting bricks. it hurts so bad and its so hard to get out

man, my asshole is bleeding because i was shitting bricks. it hurt so fucking bad

by such a cockblocker August 22, 2019