butter in your back

Often misheard from the phrase 'battery in your back', butter in your back is a mishearing which can be sexual or great for black people who like red lobster.

Jan: "Yo, Steve said he would put butter in your back Carl"

Steve: " I said battery, not butter but I can put butter in Carls back"

Carl: I'ma call a helpline
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Sharon: I'ma butter the back of this lobster.

Jack: At least boil the little guy with his dignity.

by dingerjewman August 27, 2024

Duck butter

A gooey and buttery substance that is produced in your taint when having sex it causes a quaking sound giving it the name duck butter

Eat my duck butter

by Buttery taint January 4, 2019

Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

Butter Butt

When your asshole is so lubricated from eating greasy food that you don’t even feel your farts slip out until you get hit with a toxic fart cloud.

“Sorry... I can’t control it, they just keep sliding out... I must have bad butter butt.”

by Farter2018 September 23, 2018

cowchair in the butter

n. root cowchair: a girl with a nice body you would bone but has a "butter face", so you might have to paper bag her to keep it up.

Girl with hot body:(turns around)
Guy 1:"Uggh.. cowchair in the butter!"
Guy 2:" Holy crap yeah."
Girl: "I read Urban definitions!" (runs away crying)
Guys: "Wait I've got a bag!"

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007