inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.

Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time

by Jman699 January 19, 2017

dog nut gnat

small, winged flies commonly referred to as fruit flies, often seen gathered around a dog's sweaty nuts

Though I'm excited to not have it flying around my head, you need to go wash your hands after you kill a dog nut gnat. Do you know where it's been?

by iamoutofstep March 10, 2009

Double nut buster

When two guys are at a slip'n slide. One guy slides with his legs open the other slide from the other side with his legs open. So then they slide at each other causing them to hit each others nuts

Jayden and I did the double nut buster and it was painful l.

by Big cock'n balls 69 May 14, 2019

Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

by Nachobidness August 16, 2016

Crazy Go Nuts

crazy, wierd, amazing, etc. First used on homestar runner.

Wow, that's crazy go nuts!

Things are just about to get crazy go nuts!

by Kaerfz September 28, 2005

Nut Sack Delight

When someone hits on you who is not good looking or really old. In the case that this happens, you must yell "Nut Sack Delight" at the top of your lungs!!!

For example:

Guy is at tailor shop getting fitted for suit. An elderly woman comes out and measures him. At the end of all that... the guy is about to walk away when the woman says "Oh nice body" while staring at the guy's butt. Only problem? The woman is old enough to be the guy's grandma. = Nut Sack Delight.

by Azn_ball_sack September 23, 2009

Nut Pouch

A girl that a man only uses to have intercourse with and ejaculate in.

Sally? I stayed with her last weekend. She’s just a nut pouch.

by Mrtreebeard October 27, 2017