Glasses guy

The definition of someone who is very nerdy.

"John is such a glasses guy. The only thing he does every day is studying."

by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023

SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.

Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

5 Neat Guys

5 singers made popular in the '50s who sang the following: Let's Have A Party In My Rec Room, Who Made The Egg Salad Sandwiches, Patsy Has The Largest Breasts In Town, I'm The Goof In The Classroom, She Does It, etc...

You Have The New 5 NEAT GUYS album

by Patsy's Big Breasts August 14, 2023

a guy named kim

Kim is a teacher, he likes to touch all his students, mostly male studens, and if you report him he will make his spider eat you.

my teacher is a guy named kim, is that good?

by yourboyladyman August 16, 2023

flower guy

A man who likes flowers.

I like flowers. I’m a flower guy.

by Flowerguy123 April 5, 2023

mr mean guy day

Every time it’s July 29th in a year, everyone should automatically start putting mr mean guy as pfp and act like him. It celebrates nothing I was just bored and made this.

"hey farthead, it’s july 29 !!!!"

"damn it is mr mean guy day… i guess we should start blowing up things like mr mean guy when he destroyed-"

"yeah you peanuthead, it’s mr mean guy time !!!!!"

by mr mean guy April 8, 2023

Gui

Gui: The name of a god like being with indescribable power. Gui gets mad bitches n hoes and is the most loveable person in the room. His wind tattoo is fucking sick also

That guys such a Gui!

by Bigbudoobubbles April 13, 2023