polish the cat 

the act of transforming an ordinary cream pie into a shiny, slippery pile of pussy hair by stroking with the fingers--note: female orgasm is a frequent consequence

Hey that girl will do anything for you if you just polish the cat once in a while.

polish the cat by Maxxximus May 23, 2015

Schrödinger's Cat Paradox

1. (n.) A paradox created by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger which outlines a situation in which a cat in a box, must be for all intents and purposes be simultaneously both dead and alive at the same time. This tests the theory of quantum mechanics by pouring in lethal radiation with the cat. Who knows if it's dead?
2. (n.) A justification for killing cats

The physics teacher tested quantum mechanics and the theory of probability by using the Schrödinger's Cat Paradox.

Schrödinger's Cat Paradox by DCCXIV January 3, 2016

adopt a cat together 

The equivalent to "third base" for lesbians.

Did you go to "first base" or "second base" or adopt a cat together.

adopt a cat together by Bellxx10 January 18, 2016

phil the asian cat 

Phil is a cat which can be found in Kidsgrove but looks Asian.

Damn, that cat looks Asian! He must be Phil the Asian cat!

phil the asian cat by Deltah June 22, 2016

Pennsylvania Fire Cat

Get a mouth full of cinnamon whiskey. Swish it around in your mouth for a minute or so. Swallow the whiskey and immediately perform oral sex on your lady.

My lady went wild when I gave her a Pennsylvania fire cat.

Pennsylvania Fire Cat by Bogie dog July 20, 2016

james the cat 

James the cat is a cute and cuddly cat. He is the best cat in the world and is a baby kitty. His name mostly means that he is cute and cuddly and soft and nice.

James the cat is the best cat ever.

james the cat by Dash6 February 11, 2017

to put a cat on one's head

Japanese term, meaning to put on an appearance of sweetness and innocence, to hide a person's true personality.

She always wore a cat-shaped hat to the school.
I told her that it could be taken from the phrase, "to put a cat on one's head".
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to put a cat on one's head by Sophia Lillian June 1, 2017