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Splat the cat

The act of ejaculating on your girlfriend's cat as an act of retribution
I found out she cheated on me again with the water polo teacher, so I'm gonna splat the cat to get back at her.
by Waterbuffalo94 January 23, 2018
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bag the cat

by african lamp February 4, 2018
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mocha the cat

the most precious cat to ever exist. disagreeing would cause instant gay.
by extoll May 13, 2018
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Flying Fat Cat

A fat thing that soars through the air most likely to fall upon skinny people.
Did you see that flying fat cat?

Yeah! It fell on me you bastard.
by Soxthefatcat June 29, 2018
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water the cat

Ex: omg girl I was at his house last night and he said he was gonna water the cat and it Was the best sex ever!!
by PeppermintSpice October 6, 2018
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giving the cat some milk

When a man pumps his cum into a girls pussy, it's called giving the cat some milk
For example:
Guy 1: Bro you need to prepare for december! Go watch that video where
Johnny Sins is giving the cat some milk

Guy 2: Ah thanks bro! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 1: no problem.

- Milk deliverer gang
by Aureole Youtube Channel November 27, 2018
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Goose the cat

Goose the cat is a cat that has tentacles inside of him hes an alien and can eat anything.
Tim: Hows goose the cat?
Jim: *dead*
goose the cat: meow

Tim: okay then.
by Yooooooooooo21 April 12, 2019
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