Chris: hey Sam have you herd of a Mexican cum guzzler?
Sam: no? What is it?
Chris: it's when a Mexican girl swallows a lot of cum like a fucking water drain.
Sam: holy shit dude. So that means Carmen Nunez is a Mexican cum guzzler ?
Chris: correct!
Sam: no? What is it?
Chris: it's when a Mexican girl swallows a lot of cum like a fucking water drain.
Sam: holy shit dude. So that means Carmen Nunez is a Mexican cum guzzler ?
Chris: correct!
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Guy1: Virgin Cum Dumpster crossed any more names off the list?
Guy2: Oh yeah she took Ninja
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Guy2: all I’m gonna say is* while counting with his fingers* : Cheesecake, Candles, flowers, Airbnb, t-pose into a dab into a vagina, and a trip to Spencer’s before hand
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Guy2: Oh yeah she took Ninja
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Guy2: all I’m gonna say is* while counting with his fingers* : Cheesecake, Candles, flowers, Airbnb, t-pose into a dab into a vagina, and a trip to Spencer’s before hand
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GF- make sure you take your ding dong out of me "MOANS" before you cum
BF- ok here it cums
GF- when is it gonna cum out
MOM walks in
room floods with cum
Mom- omg your like a muslim your explosive
Dad- drowning "in cum"
GF- its in my booty hole
BFF walks in
BFF- drinks all the cum
DAD- dead
LIL sis thats 19-again!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAD as white as a ghost bc of cum
BF sees mom again
cum floods the whole house again
Grandma walks in
And drinks all the cum and out of the boy and girl and house
Grandma- that takes me back to the good ole days with me and grandpa last night.
Im gonna CUM
BF- ok here it cums
GF- when is it gonna cum out
MOM walks in
room floods with cum
Mom- omg your like a muslim your explosive
Dad- drowning "in cum"
GF- its in my booty hole
BFF walks in
BFF- drinks all the cum
DAD- dead
LIL sis thats 19-again!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAD as white as a ghost bc of cum
BF sees mom again
cum floods the whole house again
Grandma walks in
And drinks all the cum and out of the boy and girl and house
Grandma- that takes me back to the good ole days with me and grandpa last night.
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