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Wrap your tool

To practice safe sex in regards to makes, or wear a condom.
Don't be a fool; wrap your tool.
by garbonzo November 14, 2013
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pop your collar

To flip your collar up on your polo shirt. Very common practice for guys in fraternities and other college-age preppy types. The guy who does this is often referred to as "that guy."
Ronald could never convince anyone that he really popped his collar for practical neck insulation and was not in fact "that guy."
by Nick D January 25, 2005
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your a moose

It means to call someone big and strong. Amazingly gifted physically
after he lifted the dresser, I said to him, YOU ARE A MOOSE!
by everyone is stupid May 15, 2004
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Make your next move your best move

Make your next move your best move refers to the first moment following a major life change wherein one understands that with your back against the wall; time growing short; and , your options limited you must act wisely in order to both survive and thrive. The crisis make you decisive.
When you don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of you better make your next move your best move. When you have nothing, you’ve got nothing to lose.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 29, 2023
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There's a German in your computer

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.
Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.
by Barry June 4, 2004
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Kick Your Cunt In

To Kick Your Cunt In or Have Your Cunt Kicked In is the act of being severely beaten up, It is a mostly scottish term and is widely used by chavs or neds as a form of greeting if they have taken exception to your presence.
Haw ya dobber,fuckin hell ye lookin' at? Ah'm gonnae kick your cunt in ya bas!
by Modern Cars Suck! February 15, 2005
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Bow in your hair

The combination of these words create something you would rather not have in your hair. Saying these four words quickly will reveal a boner hair which would be unpleasant to posses anywhere other than in your pants. Please don't allow yourself to have a bow in your hair.
"Dude you have a bow in your hair."
"Ugh, that's so nasty. I gotta get rid of it now.
by godsflesh55 November 4, 2010
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