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crossdress brown mess

When a man wearing a dress shits on a girl.
Yo dude did you hear that soupcan likes to do the crossdress brown mess?
by Da longest bone February 28, 2013
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brown fox hole

When a male defecates into a women's vagina and then has sex with her.
I took a nasty shit in her vag then stuck my dick in it, it was the nastiest brown fox hole I've had in a while!
by akunk December 27, 2007
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pink and brown parade

The abundance of Latin nannies strolling caucasian babies in affluent neighborhoods.
The pink and brown parade starts at eight a.m. in our neighborhood.
by O'Hara September 9, 2004
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Egyptian Brown Mist

Egyptian Brown Mist has a few steps....

1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.

2.) Hold your shit in

3.) After the two days of making your shit into a pure liquid state, offer to have sex with your partner

4.) Then while having sex doggystyle tell your partner you are going to cum.

5.) Before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.

6.) As soon as her head rears around you unload all of the shit you have been storing up for the past few days in one massive liquid blast all over her face.
Man last night I gave Bernice the 'ol Egyptian Brown Mist and I had to burn the sheets because they were covered in puddles of shit!
by Nastiestpoopweinerurinaldeuce January 26, 2009
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Downtown Lester Brown

An uncommon slang term for "head", or the act of a male recieving oral pleasure.
I got some hot downtown lester brown on the weekend!
by Joe Bloggs August 22, 2004
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Judge Joe Brown

When you are having anal sex with a girl, pull out your dick, take off the shitty condom and put it under her nose as a mustache. You then "gavel" her forehead with your dick.
I didn't know that she was that freaky in bed till she asked for a Judge Joe Brown.
by Andrew Sprunger January 2, 2008
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mexican brown trout

A large light brown in color terd that hangs above the water about an inch. Thus simulating a trout being released into the wild.
Man billy just released the biggest mexican brown trout back into the wild.
by dixie4x4 July 14, 2006
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