John Roblox Syndrome or JRS, is a mental disorder were a person is addicted to watching Hentai or Rule 34, this disorder can also make you act like a gorilla, like OAOAOAOAOAOAOOAAOAOAOOAO, and also this will make you a giant Simp which will make you more horny and have crushes on pixels in games, specifically Zero Two, and this disorder will make you play arsenal more, you will become of a weeb which will make you more addicted to watching anime, this disorder is very serious because theres no cure or treatment, the only way to get of this is to get over it.
Bill: man Im going to jerk off to pictures of zero two and feet pictures of Maid Commander
Man: oh no you have John Roblox Syndrome
Man: oh no you have John Roblox Syndrome
by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber August 20, 2024
Generic term for someone who looks like a cop, air marshal or any type of law enforcement, but it dressed like a normal person. See: scenes from Bridesmaids, particularly their failed flight to Las Vegas.
Bro, put away the pipe...that guy in the dockers is a total Air Marshal John.
It's fine to drink in public, just look out for Air Marshal John.
Whoa, Air Marshal John alert - that dude in the short-sleeved dress shirt is definitely a cop.
It's fine to drink in public, just look out for Air Marshal John.
Whoa, Air Marshal John alert - that dude in the short-sleeved dress shirt is definitely a cop.
by CTOilMan July 26, 2022
JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?
by GoBlueMrBrightside December 08, 2023
by El Capitán Nico August 21, 2022
A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.
Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?
Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”
Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”
by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024
A person who has a heart of Gold, and caring person,
John - Saint John the Evangelist and Saint John the Baptist
Pol or Pool is described as a lake or water where Jesus Christ baptized by Saint John the Baptist
John - Saint John the Evangelist and Saint John the Baptist
Pol or Pool is described as a lake or water where Jesus Christ baptized by Saint John the Baptist
by juan.pablo August 18, 2021