Sharks in the water

Originally an United States Naval phrase used by the enlisted personnel to alert other subordinate sailors that an officer is on deck. Could also be used to make others aware of the presence of an authority figure i.e cops, a principle, or even your mom.

Younger Brother: *Forgets to do the dishes*

Older Brother: *Hears mom’s car pull in the driveway* “Bro clean this mess up!!! SHARKS IN THE WATER!!!

by foxda5th September 9, 2022

Dad Waters

Slang term for beers

"Hey Alex what are your plans tonight?"

"You know the drill, gonna go over to Peter's house to hammer back a half dozen dad waters.... should be a wild night!"

by AllKindzOfGainz March 3, 2020

if you dun drink water for 72 hours

you will die, a quote from fat tam

Fat tam: IF YOU DUN DRINK WATER FOR 72 HOURS, YOU WILL FKING DIE!
Me: Not drink water for 71.9 hours*
Also me: I'm in danger.

by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj June 5, 2021

Climax water

When a woman reaches climax and squirts

When she came her climax water went everywhere

by Kixx27 January 23, 2020

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

Sgt.Peppers Water Wheel

When you do a meat spin while peeing

Guy 1 "Man i was Pulling a Sgt.peppers water wheel in the bath room, got shit all over the place".
Guy 2 " what the hell is wrong with you"

by Sgt.Peppers Bs 2 December 7, 2009

Pottle of water

Bottle of water but spelt with a P.

Alison: Can I take your order please?
JJ: Can I get a Big Mac with some chips and tomato sauce? Oh, and let me get some apples, a packin’ of crisps, an OMGbergine, a Corcaighette, a Quarter pounder with chiz and a Pottle of water. Alison: Coming right up!

by Jamiejohn2012 April 10, 2025