butt horn fart

a fart that emulates that sound a horn

Dirty Johnny ripped a butt horn fart in class today.

by DJ EV May 12, 2007

false-start fart

when you want to fart but can't because you're in a public place like a department store, so you start one off without letting it get to the point where it actually sounds like a fart. Instead it sounds more like a pop.

I think I’ll be able to pull off a false-start fart over there by that Nautica mannequin.

by gbv052 February 28, 2011

suck my fart

it's sad that one should have to actually read what this statement entails, as it's pretty straightforward.... "Suck my fart" is a wish from a person that dislikes another to suck his or her fart. It could probably be incorporated in fetishistic sexplay, if that's your thing. Barring that situation, this is inherently insulting, as it's understood that no one would like to suck anyone else's fart. It's thought to be a wholly unpleasurable, and degrading experience. Originally, it's been utilized as a play on the old adage " eat my dust", or the take offered by the famous "Flo" on the hit TV series "Alice": "Kiss my grits".

version one: "i hate you, so suck my fart"

version two "I love you, would you like to suck my fart?"

version three* "doctor, would you do me the kindness please and suck my fart outta my ass, . my anus burns... it BURNS, doc! Christ it BURRRRRRRRRRNS!!!!"

*this is a rare usage, but still holds true.

by the blotch August 7, 2011

vagina blood fart

The excretions caused by a flaggelation of the vaginal walls while a woman or menestrating hermaphrodite is bleeding through the vaginal cavity. They sound may mimic that of a normal queef, however the "VBF" is distinct in that the pitch is higher, and also the fluid excreted is of a thicker consistency. Additionally the pH level is 8.7 rather than a pH of 7, which is the consistency of your traditional vagina fart. Obviously there is a bloody residue left everywhere.

Due to the destructive nature of my girlfriends vagina bloodfarts, I did not forget my snorkle and goggles this evening. Last month the PH level of 8.7 ruined my contact lenses and stained my moustache red.

I am sure to be wary of the vagina blood fart, last week a cop accosted because there was a bloody trail of blood farts behind me. Therefore from now on I will use tampons and not maxi pads.

by Elizabeth Baker April 19, 2006

Dick fart-punch

When in sequence one drops to a squat position whilst releasing a loud fart and swiftly punches a comrade in the testicles in an act of humor and regality.

Elliott really pissed me off last night with his comments, so I had to give him dick fart-punch to keep things on an even keel.

by Planet Ryon December 2, 2010

Back to Work Fart

A fart that is dispensed at work in the middle of a group of people discussing non-work related events.

As Kurt, Justin and I laughed about the previous weekend's activities, an unrelenting stench crept from somewhere beneath the bowels of hell, forcing us to scatter and get back to work. Our manager smiled knowing that his Back to Work Fart was a success.

by LaGoat April 17, 2011

Four Corners Fart

when you or a buddy farts and the smell completely reaches all four corners of a room, making everyone in the room disgusted yet slightly impressed.

That guy is gonna have four corners farts if he keeps knocking down those hot dogs with sauerkraut and stadium mustard

by Bliff Blaffington April 3, 2009