Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.
Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅
by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022
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Tits

Malik: Tits! Here Tits!

Isabella: Shut up Dick!
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skin tits

A woman who’s so flat chested her nipples are the only thing that stick out
Wow look at Jackie she’s so flat chested she’s got skin tits !
by Jackiejim April 4, 2019
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tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.
John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?
by S0lari0us June 9, 2023
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Eskimo tits

Like tits but their eskimo
I want some eskimo tits today
by NateDrake December 13, 2017
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tits

A thing that hangs down a woman's chest that all men want. it feels like flesh and it makes men want to have fuck with you.
I went to grab her tits as she dragged me to her bed.
by piece.cntrl.kyle January 21, 2021
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Honey Tits

Tits so deliciously perfect that you are compelled to suck them.
Damn your sister has honey tits. I have to suck them.

Bro that girls tits need sucked, I bet they are delicious like honey.
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 22, 2025
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