Trump-Job

A Trump-job can refer to multiple different actions.

(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.

(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.

I would very dearly love to share the identities of people who have given a Trump-Job, but, alas, I am precluded from doing so by an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement).

by Indianasucks August 16, 2018

Trump H.O.E

An old man who is the president who is a hoe:High On Egirl,also meaning he really ate up that egirl

Me:You know that guy who owns Trump Tower?
My Friend:Yea.
He is a trump H.O.E

by NJoseph110 January 29, 2019

trump bump

enough cocaine to make you a stupid-ass motherfucker to make deplorable decision like shutting down a government for a stupid immigration wall

how much you want, son?

I want a trump bump! Annihilate my brain; I wanna be a pineapple!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019

Trump Monkey

when you turn her pussy inside out while screaming trump is my daddy then shitting on her toes.

Becky: WOW he gave me the best Trump Monkey last night.

by Trumpfuckery September 24, 2018

Trump-read

Verb. To skim a written text, just to be able to claim you have read it, without actually understanding it.

Todd Trump-read Preacher, so that he could move on to more culturally significant comics, like Sleepwalker.

by CAPUSA October 8, 2018

trump money

Freely spendable capital or cash with dubious or insincere backing..

I better spend this trump money before they find out it's smoke and mirrors

by aml51z May 28, 2018

Trump dumped

When someone you've met, and have great chemistry with otherwise, finds out you voted for Trump and then is somehow immediately no longer attracted to you and won't date you, you've been Trump dumped.

Well hell, she saw one of my old Facebook postings and now I've been Trump dumped!

by mrt77876 May 31, 2018