Bummers Penis

A term used for when a males penis becomes slightly bent upwards due to excessive bumming. Almost resembling a banana.

Guy 1: Wow that's a mighty case of bummers penis you have there.

Guy 2: Yeah I bum like twice a day.

by Fury556 September 29, 2009

penie juice

the juice that comes out of a mans "elephant trunk" ;)

"What's this all over my sheets? Toothpaste?"
"Just my penie juice, don't worry."

by jjfox March 6, 2014

Nigel penis

A Nigel penis is what happens with sex between gay nigs. What it is is when both the nigs lick each other’s smegma off each other’s penis this makes the Nigel penis hard and able for penetration after this the nigels will shit in each other’s mouth just to cause a sexual bondage between the two men and they will fuck with no condom cos pull out game strong after they fuck they must go back to their wives and beat them so they think they are gay and go les mode then cheat on the man so he can be gay with his friend with benefits

Thicccc nig: wanna Nigel penis tonight babe ( puts finger in mouth and sucks )

Thicc nig 2.0 : yes baby 💦💦 (pulls out dick then thicccc nig sucks on the Smegma and then eats his shit )

Definition of a lit night

by Wetfartineyeball July 14, 2019

penis raven

Mythical flying beast with large hanging phallus

Wow, look at that majestic Penis Raven

by Penis Raven October 13, 2016

Smoking Penis

a stupid ass phrase my dumb boyfriend said on the phone one time. apparently, it meant "to be trippin monkey balls" but i think that phrase is bumfucking stupid and i hope he dies

bro you're literally smoking penis rn

by carpetmuncher23 March 7, 2023

penis folder

Another word for vagina. Alternately called a cat folder.

That slut's constantly putting guys in her penis folder.

by curiosity killed the c@t July 28, 2012

pishy penis

a penis that smells like urine

Oh my goodness, Allan is well fit, shame about his pishy penis!!

by talianne August 6, 2010