When your dick points almost straight up when hard. Also, you can’t push it down passed 90 degrees of angle. You can basically lift weights with your dick if you have up dick.
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Phrase shouted at a person who needs to both be quiet and wrap themsleves in tinfoil simultaneously.
Important when hiding from the aliens.
Important when hiding from the aliens.
"I told my kids they'd better shiny up if they didn't want to be probed! Better believe they listened!"
by edward_violet December 16, 2009