Calzone Tits

Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.

Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!

by RichBee193 June 26, 2015

Tits Wigglin'

refers to anything or anyone that is far better than a latter description of the aforementioned

That party last night Billy's was tits wigglin' compared to John and Mark's. OR
Even though I didn't get bring my Harley to the rally it was still tits wigglin'!

by Bitchface Kitty January 3, 2022

Tit mittens

Boob buckets... hand warmers...
Mammary cup holders9

The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course

by dbhx0311 October 21, 2023

North Walsham Tit Rubber

The North Walsham Tit Rubber rubs her breasts when she says something cringy, if you know a NWTR, you will know well that they are a factory of cringe.
Word of warning, don’t encourage the NWTR to be too cringy as she may start rubbing her great cavernous cunt.

North Walsham Tit Rubber was at it again, she made her friends sick as rubbed are gravity influenced breasts

by J Doughty September 28, 2023

MAGA Tits

A person who acts holier than thou, supports Donald Trump and wears a shirt with MAGA across the chest. May be male of female and spreads false conspiracy theories as if they were fact

Person #1: "Trump is still your president because he won the 2020 election by a landslide. Also, if an apocalypse happens, don't trust the children because they'll gain your trust then kill you and eat you".

Person #2: "Whoa, whoa! Calm down MAGA Tits, Trump lost, and why would children kill and eat you? Wacko!"

by TheBFH March 23, 2024

Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

Glitter Tits

A woman whose breasts dont really need the support of a bra as they shine on their own. Like glitter

Heh Glitter Tits hows it going?

by The Two Headed Dog January 19, 2022