The Granola Belt 

An area in the United States that consists of Washington State, Oregon, and Northern California. Well known for it's massive new age, dead head and Hippie populations, as well as alternative life styles and extreme liberal thinking. Also has a never ending supply of mind altering drugs.

" Me and Zach went up and down the Granola Belt for a week straight. Damn did we meet some interesting people, heard some far out music, and found some amazing head shops!"

The Granola Belt by Marley Boy...4/20 February 25, 2008

The Griffin Moth Creature of Clark Lane

A feaster of Mountain Dew and Rallys. By day it is a normal looking human. By night it transforms into a horrible moth creature who enjoys Walker Texas Ranger.

"Shit! It's the Griffin Moth Creature of Clark Lane!"
"Don't worry. He only feast on Rallys."

The Griffin Moth Creature of Clark Lane by Dunsparce Cannon April 9, 2009

The Gak 

The rotten bit at the end of a joint that no one wants to smoke but someone always will.

PADDY: Here pass that joint there
DAVE: its just the gak mate. you still want it?
PADDY: Yeah fuck it.
PADDY: awwwww i hate the fuckin gak!

The Gak by madtie2 September 30, 2009

The Guy Thing 

When you ask a guy if you look bad and he lies to make you feel better about your self (or to get out of trouble) even tho you look horrid.

Person: Do i look fat?

Guy:...er...No

Person: really?

Guy: You look totally hott:)

Person: Thanks:)

Later that day.....

Friend: Are you sure he didnt do "The Guy Thing"?

Person: Um...No...JERK!!!

The Guy Thing by the_Brilliant_3mily! February 8, 2010

The Gamble Game

While in the middle of masturbating you realize you forgot to lock the door, initiating "The Gamble Game" where you continue masturbating with a 50/50 shot of someone walking in on you.

"Hey, Steve, did you hear about Adam?"
"No."
"He was playing The Gamble Game...and lost. He can't look his mom in the eyes anymore.

The Gamble Game by cruise23 June 21, 2010

The Grand Piano

When you are absolutely railing a girl from behind like an animal and she is standing up but bent over in half with her fingers playing her toes like they are piano keys.

Ideally she has painted black/white toes for effect (depending on skin color)

"So the other day I folded this girl like a slice of NY pizza and told her to play the Grand Piano like she is getting paid for it in the middle of the Minneapolis airport."

"She said she never took music class but she not only played the Grand Piano she also moaned to the tune like a tijuana hooker"

"I was in church and this GILF asked me if I liked The Grand Piano, I instantly got turned on until I realized she meant the one on stage"

The Grand Piano by smurfology 08-09 October 5, 2011

The Great Oak

Term of endearment for the land that is, Oklahoma.

Dave : I am going up to Fort Sill for Artillery training.

Brad: Off to the Great Oak!

Dave : yup

The Great Oak by Bootspike November 6, 2011