TABLE-BRO

Someone who only armwrestles at practices, doesnt compete in armwrestling tournaments because it costs money.

Im not paying money to compete, im just a table-bro!

by Jeffwithag97 September 16, 2025

bro lo polo

we just squirted ink all over his shirt

bro lo polo to squirt ink all over someone's red hoodie

by Roland0 May 12, 2022

BRO

ur bad lol if u see this and BRO is used by me to be mad at u

COME ON BRO, SERIOUSLY BRO, BRO THAT IS STUPID

by thatsmartboinobodynotices May 20, 2021

Why y’all on bro’s tip?

A phrase that you would use to defend a stranger that’s getting talked shit to by two or more people, the phrase would make sense if the trash talkers were talking shit to a unproblematic person and due to something that literally doesn’t affect them or anybody else.

Person 1: yoo why are you wearing those clothes

Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly

Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA

Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?

by The slang teacher May 26, 2022

Festival bros

The dudes you only see once or twice a year at music festivals and feel like your best bros while you’re getting lit up together all weekend.

You: hey guys we are going over to Andrew and his friends camp.
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!

by slim_sheady July 14, 2019

Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011

Chicy bro

Female friend that has bro tendencies

This is my best chic friend, she is better than a bro she is a chicy bro.

by Ashleync July 11, 2020