the red ring of death

the ring of blood at the base of the penis after sex with a girl on her period

pulled out and had the red ring of death on my penis

by MoronBrother March 8, 2010

the Red Green Show

A canadian sketch show where Canadian hicks do funny/stupid sketches. It's an okay show

If you like it, I recomend Tool Time

Red Green is a sexy beast

by Idiot Paranoia June 27, 2004

Red Velvet mustache

When a man is banging a girl on her period, and then forces his bloody penis into her mouth, thus giving her a red velvet looking mustache.

Daaaayyyummm this Mexican chick had the biggest red velvet mustache I have ever seen in my life. It was like Niagara Falls down there.

by Its Manda! May 9, 2011

Run the red light

when someone is masturbating and a seperate party comes unexpectidly into the room(the red light), but they decide to finish the job that was started anyways.

Bobs mom walked in the room last night when he was wanking it, but he decided to run the red light and jizzed all over her.

by DeLaQuintan March 22, 2009

swimming the red river.

the act of sexual intercourse while the female in on the rag.

Aunt flo is coming for a visit. Looks like I,ll be swimming the red river.

by 517 March 28, 2009

big red fucker

Someone who sells cars and has sex with fat red heads

DK Is a big red fucker

by Chris House August 21, 2019

Mama Red Cap

Almost human creature that beetles around Rathmines wearing a red cap, talking loudly to it's selves. Hat functions as a beacon for psychotic activity but also makes a fine, fine storage vehicle. Ideal for carrying spuds.

"Mama's red cap is white today."
"Shit! I didn't see the change coming."
"You just aren't street enough."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004