by The BONGI bro May 15, 2021
Get the BONGI bromug. by Roland0 May 12, 2022
Get the bro lo polomug. Exuberant small short term investors in the stock market that pursue get-rich-quick dreams. Dumb small time investors filled with with a passionate intensity of a sports better., and the brains of a bubble head.
The retail bros are on the move, investing so much in duds that the worst possible investments work for those that by low and quickly sell high, but a bust for long term investors.
by mlhiss June 15, 2020
Get the retail brosmug. (in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022
Get the Hold the Broccoli, Bromug. Me: Bruh the Latvian will get storms again
Latvian bro: Won't happen or it will just dissipate before hitting me
*Estonia gets many supercells in a day*
Latvian: Bro this ain't fair
Latvian bro: Won't happen or it will just dissipate before hitting me
*Estonia gets many supercells in a day*
Latvian: Bro this ain't fair
by Slingaroo June 26, 2024
Get the Latvian bromug. When two or more bros get together for a good, family-friendly Super Smash Bros tournament. Each match is typically played best of 5.
Chance: "Do you know what Friday is?"
Ryan: "Yeah man! It's when Kyle gets last place in Bro Smash. I wonder who takes gone the trophy this year"
Ryan: "Yeah man! It's when Kyle gets last place in Bro Smash. I wonder who takes gone the trophy this year"
by BestClimberEver June 20, 2022
Get the Bro Smashmug. The state in which a Bro can be found lounging, relaxing, "chilling", most often with fellow Bros. The attire is crucial to the success of the Bros "lounging". The Bro will often be wearing their Adidas flip flops (the ones with a single velcro strap across the toes), tube socks, ill-fitting basketball shorts, and most importantly, a cut-off tank-top which is either a ridiculously motivating Nike slogan, or their 2006 Wrestling championship. The Bro will often open their door eating a Jimmy John's sandwich, with a Natty Ice to nurse the hangover from their Bitty infested evening last night. In the background you will hear either football or Call of Duty.
by The P&P May 17, 2013
Get the Lounging Bromug.