Jack off queen

A woman who is so hot that ever time you see her it makes you want to go and jack off.

Ever time I see Kathy I keep thinking about how good it would be to fuck her till I get home and can jack off. And that is an example of a jack off queen.

by Deep blue 2012 February 1, 2010

rip off the bandaid

To tell someone the harsh truth knowing its gonna hurt.

I know you dont wanna tell her but sometimes you gotta rip off the bandaid...

by Jennypat13 January 8, 2016

CUT THAT BITCH OFF!!!

Said to interrupt a person mid sentence (particularly if said person is a stupid ass house nigga), first used by "Reverend X". It is also expectable that after the use of the word that one may add a "NEXT CALLA"!

Person one: "You know Jesus is the best, don't you just love Jesus? My whole life revolves around Je.........

Person two: CUT THAT BITCH OFF!!!

Person one: "Hey man, don't sin in front of Jes........."

Person two: NEXT CALLA!

by Reptilian Rob August 27, 2009

Coke off a Boner

The literal act of snorting cocaine off of an individual's erect penis. Often done in desperation.

So… you wanna do coke off a boner?

by Tigonbiddies January 14, 2014

Nigger Jump Off

-noun

Any destination where a large number individuals from the African American community gather to celebrate ignorance and violence.

Don't even think about going to Applebee's after 11:00 pm at night. It turns into a Nigger Jump Off.

Person 1: Hey did you see that club metropolis just got shut down due to all of the recent shootings?
Person 2: Yeah, it happens every few years. Someone will buy it and turn it into the next Nigger Jump Off.club

by eightohhhthree May 20, 2011

waved him off

A name for a hand gesture you do to someone when you want them to do your bidding and/or change their mind for them. It is a reference to the Jedi mindtrick seen in the Star Wars movie where the Jedi says "these are not the droids you are looking for" and gestures and the bad guys reply "these are not the droids we are looking for and walk away. They really were the droids they were looking for.

Tina: "How did you get Max to work for you again so you could get a couple weeks off?"
Jeff: "I waved him off with the old Jedi mind control. It was easy."

by Tina Ballance April 11, 2008

Jack Off January

As compensation for participanting in No Nut November, which is harder than you think, you can also participate in this event where you must nut every day in January. It’s certainly an easier challenge, it probably happens every day tbh... just follow it and you’re a good person.

Cisgender Male 1: What do you plan to do during January?
Cisgender Male 2: I’m going to do Jack Off January.

by jerrysanduski November 14, 2017