paint the town red

killing people while their blood is splattering around the town, making it red.

“you little fuck head, you should be dead, i’ll pull up in a coffin and paint the town red.” -zillakami

by Fat Mama Joe June 10, 2022

the big red dog

what ms. skkoglund asks me to do to her every night.

aka the Clifford

"Sam, could you stop by after class... I've been waiting all day for you to give me the clifford."

by s-peezy January 17, 2005

the Red Green Show

A canadian sketch show where Canadian hicks do funny/stupid sketches. It's an okay show

If you like it, I recomend Tool Time

Red Green is a sexy beast

by Idiot Paranoia June 27, 2004

Run the red light

when someone is masturbating and a seperate party comes unexpectidly into the room(the red light), but they decide to finish the job that was started anyways.

Bobs mom walked in the room last night when he was wanking it, but he decided to run the red light and jizzed all over her.

by DeLaQuintan March 22, 2009

swimming the red river.

the act of sexual intercourse while the female in on the rag.

Aunt flo is coming for a visit. Looks like I,ll be swimming the red river.

by 517 March 28, 2009

The big red chicken

A really big, fat, obese chicken from Dora The Explorer. He's the size of a 747, I think he's in the middle of puberty because his voice sounds like a 45 year old guy who is trying to do a voiceover of any of Justin Bieber's songs.

Carl: Brian! you should really lay off the burgers... seriously, you're starting to look like the big red chicken!
Brian: ''But I like fast food.''
Carl: ''Brian, are you the big red chicken's son?''
Brian: ''OH, no he's my uncle..''
Carl: *facepalm*

by timmytime345 February 2, 2014

Captain Red Beard

When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.

Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.

by Djish91 November 27, 2016