Gay Rays

The waves emitted by a homosexual man. These waves have been known to alter sexual preference in cases of prolonged exposure to a source. They can also cause malignant growth, with higher frequency of cases in the testicles and colon. Gay Rays are the chief mechanism behind "gay-dar". Until recently, gay-dar was an unexplained phenomenon, denoted to being mainly intuition base. It is now known that gay-dar picks up on the waves emitted by homosexual men.

"Neil, I think you're slowly turning me gay."
"Yeah, it's the Gay Rays."
"Oh. Also I think I have cancer."
"I told you to buy that lead apron."
Gay Rays

by CoffeyHaus134 December 11, 2010

Gay Bomb

The act of sending many homo-erotic photos to a friend or an enemy through text message, email, facebook wall, etc. Gay Bombing isn't necessarily performed by a homosexual.

Dustin was annoying me the other night so I Gay Bombed his phone with a few dozen pics of mostly naked male models.

by startrekkev November 5, 2010

gay coma

a state of being cheerfully gay for a day, usually characterized by the attempt to fellate oneself.

Sam, after seeing alex naked, suddenly went into a gay coma, and he started to lift both of his legs up like a girl getting fucked, and in that position, trying to suck his own penis. However, he failed, because it is impossible to suck one's own penis.

by whereismolly April 6, 2013

The Big Gay

An airborne disease that makes you gay

I hold my breath around Ted so i don’t catch the Big Gay.

by ShartAndFart May 15, 2018

BIG GAY

A BIG GAY is a stupid bitch that cant get bitches and is gay like my friend Charlie and Dakota Few.

YOU HAVE THE BIG GAY CHARLIE

by BIGGAYurmum May 24, 2018

i'm gay

you're gay.

Hayley: I'm gay.
John: Yea you're gay.

by chiccyo April 18, 2018

Fake and Gay

What it is to be Fake and Gay

When you don't understand something over being uneducated- or have lack of, in that something you don't want to do, or made to do, it has now become (Fake and Gay) to you and your friends.

''I don't want to read that book,' why- 'because it's fake and gay.''

What it is to be fake and gay.

"I don't get it it's fake and gay.''

"If you like what I don't then your fake and gay."

by M. R. Duriez November 5, 2019