
by DamnThatsWild June 17, 2024

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.
PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!
by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

by Pdiggggggle June 18, 2022

by bjune1234 July 1, 2019

When someone squirts/rockets poop on the lower lid or backboard of the toilet. Due to reasons that are unknown, poor diet or impatient timing expected.
Man, someone Jen-greened the toilet again. Iv had so much Taco Bell I feel like i might pull a Jen-green.
by Riotville October 19, 2022

A brow guy who things he's the most savage guy on earth.....but really just wants to be as cool as his friends Fed and Rem
by THE 14" PYTHON IN MY SHORTS December 14, 2016
